@1 month ago with 22663 notes
plushedout:

The opening sentence of my autobiography

plushedout:

The opening sentence of my autobiography

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@1 month ago with 27467 notes

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@1 month ago with 38270 notes
#lmfao 
sailorramen:

fangirlingheaven:

But how…..?

#black don’t crack

sailorramen:

fangirlingheaven:

But how…..?

#black don’t crack

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@1 month ago with 51225 notes
#holla 

LMAO! I love how that black lady took time to take off her shoes and put her keys down and the white lady didn’t even try to get away!

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@1 month ago with 59912 notes

drarna:

im fine with gay people unless they make out in front of me. im fine with straight people unless they make out in front of me. stop making out in front of me it makes me feel self conscious.

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@1 month ago with 28875 notes
#me today 

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@1 month ago with 46848 notes
letmeloveyouallnight:

MY MOTTO

letmeloveyouallnight:

MY MOTTO

(Source: crystal-beth)

@1 month ago with 92241 notes

simplybluecandle:

hurtkid:

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

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@1 month ago with 77453 note and 291459 play
#so freaking good! 

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@1 month ago with 8470 notes
beyoncebeytwice:

rose—-gold:

ch3guevara:

stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass
pocahontas was the worst

what did i just read

beyoncebeytwice:

rose—-gold:

ch3guevara:

stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass

pocahontas was the worst

what did i just read

(Source: disneyydreams)

@1 month ago with 124544 notes
shikajika:

for just £270 you can look like youve shit yourself every day

shikajika:

for just £270 you can look like youve shit yourself every day

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@1 month ago with 21543 notes

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@1 month ago with 25459 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

image

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the fuck is going on

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@1 month ago with 196753 notes