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omgthatstotallyme:

For those of you that aren’t going to get it.. The calendar emoji on phones say July 17 and it’s today :3 (it is for me anyways, it’s probably July 18th for some of you)

omgthatstotallyme:

For those of you that aren’t going to get it.. The calendar emoji on phones say July 17 and it’s today :3

(it is for me anyways, it’s probably July 18th for some of you)
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snatchedweaves:

jadethemerman:

Why would you swallow cum? Why?

(via 1980es)

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sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

(Source: 2460-pun, via earthdee)

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rarestandfairest:

If you ever think poorly about exotic dancers profession, just know that I watched a friend pay $35,000 in cash for her freshman year of college.
And you didn’t.

(via earthdee)

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kamikaze95:

Silence her.

(Source: kanyes-daughter, via 1980es)

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jinx-jinxagain:
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kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

(via nicoosuxx)

@1 week ago with 52323 notes

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

image

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@1 week ago with 428249 notes

ladyclintbarton:

haave-you-met-ted:

actual footage of gays destroying the sanctity of marriage

How dare those gays raise happy children in a loving home. it’s disgusting.

(Source: imsirius, via earthdee)

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clashboarding:

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

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