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@4 days ago with 21946 notes

beyonseh:

oooooo karyoshi giiiiirl you done fucked up…

beyoncé is coming!

(via chxnee)

@4 days ago with 1107 notes

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

(via willardlol)

@4 days ago with 119955 notes

texasassy:

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

(via lizzlemcguizzle)

@4 days ago with 65905 notes
littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD
AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY
THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES
GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES
they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???
I FUCKIGN QUIT

littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD

AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY

THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES

GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES

they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???

I FUCKIGN QUIT

(via 1980es)

@4 days ago with 31366 notes

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

(via chxnee)

@4 days ago with 664222 notes
samurai-flocka:


pussy game too strong

Pussy game deadly b

samurai-flocka:

pussy game too strong

Pussy game deadly b

(via h0odrich)

@5 days ago with 99503 notes
megasonger:

petecodes:

youeatadvillikeitscandy:

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

his wand is sticking out of his sleeve

megasonger:

petecodes:

youeatadvillikeitscandy:

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

his wand is sticking out of his sleeve

(Source: countdowntoinfinitecrisis, via thrillyourwill)

@5 days ago with 157583 notes
prettyblackpastel:

heavensigh:

thedivinemadonna:

Yes Lord…
I live for this picture.

He even looks good in the snow…forgive me Jesus

 

prettyblackpastel:

heavensigh:

thedivinemadonna:

Yes Lord…

I live for this picture.

He even looks good in the snow…forgive me Jesus

 

(via chxnee)

@4 days ago with 3889 notes

niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

beyonseh:

so 106 and park are making blue ivy hair jokes?

jokes towards a two year old for having black textured hair?

on a network called BLACK entertainment television?

image

BET is out to destroy black people

(via chxnee)

@4 days ago with 15747 notes

syntaxbitch:

Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.

(Source: thedisneyprincess, via staticwaffles)

@4 days ago with 24409 notes

anotherjourneybytrain:

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

(via staticwaffles)

@4 days ago with 137849 notes

(Source: beyoncegifs, via chxnee)

@4 days ago with 7353 notes
dasweetie:

omfg
@4 days ago with 96157 notes

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@5 days ago with 116436 notes