Blake VS Drake

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Brilliant writing.

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"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"


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#hahah #me 



Remember that time even Manila couldn’t break through the awkward silence?

i could not love Manila more

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when ur hunty starts spilling that tea and you just sit back and


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how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

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'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

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that real housewives video truly caught me off guard I thought she was gonna say her titties were fake but the jig was really up……you have to feel some type of way to throw your prosthetic ass leg across a restaurant

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